Thursday, January 17, 2008

VERTIGO!!!






AT THE YMcA THERE IS A BOARD FOR POSTING PITHY THOUGHTS FROM SOME GREAT SAGES, AND SOME NOT SO GREAT. A RECENT ONE SAID... "THINK THE BEST ABOUT EVERYONE".


SO, IN SPITE OF BEING SHOWN THE WORST BY SOME, I DECIDED TO THINK POSITIVE.

I PASSED BY A GUYS ROOM ON MY FLOOR - THE SECOND FLOOR - AND I SAW, IN ADDITION TO HIS BED, A ONE MATTRESS BUNK, ON THE FLOOR.

SO I SAID TO MY SELF... SELF, YOU CAN'T SUSPECT THAT BUNK IS FOR UNREGISTERED GUESTS THAT THIS RESIDENT SNEAKS IN. SO INSTEAD, I CAME UP WITH THIS.

HE GETS ATTACKS OF VERTIGO WHEN HE IS IN THE REGULAR BED. WHEN HE DOES, HE GETS IN THE BUNK ON THE FLOOR. MAKE SENSE? BEATS THINKING THE WORST, EH.





IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE SOME SWAMPLAND IN FLORIDA I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU.

A LITTLE ASIDE:
SINCE I'VE BEEN THERE I'VE NOTICED A SUBTLE HIEARCHY IN EFFECT, AS REGARDS PLACEMENT OF GUESTS AND RESIDENTS. STARTING WITH THE 2ND FLOOR AND GRADUATING TO THE 4TH.

SEEM IMPLAUSIBLE? YOU HADDA BE THERE.







IN KEEPING WITH THE APPRECIATION FOR THE SUBTLE HINT, HERE IN HAWAII -