Thursday, February 14, 2008

WHERE'S BOBBO



WANTED BOB, SECURITY FOR THE YMcA, TO CHECK ON SOME SQUEAKING SOUNDS I HEAR FROM TIME TO TIME THROUGH MY MAKAI SIDE WALL, OH YEAH, AND SOME BURNING OF INSENSE.. NO BOB TO BE FOUND. NO SMOKING AT THE "Y", Y'KNOW. NOT ONLY CIGARETTES, BUT ALL MANNER OF SMOKNG,INLCUDING COOKING AND BURNING OF "STUFF". NO BOBBO AROUND.

FUNNY THING ABOUT THE SQUEAKING...IT MOVES. FIRST IT WAS ON THE EWA SIDE OF THE ROOM. THIS LAST TIME IT WAS ON THE D'HEAD SIDE. STRANGE, YEAH? THE MOVING SQUEAK.


Tuesday, February 5, 2008

HONOLULU FLIPFLOPPERY





WAS THAT THE REAL CHRIS BROWN SEEN SIGNING UP TO PLAY BASKETBALL, LAST NIGHT?





First, I am told that the door leading from the excersize room, by the elevator, is locked after hours.

When I lean on the door after hours an alarm goes off. Mello Mel gets highly upset.

This is because the door remains unlocked - I'm told because of fire code - but still alarmed.

Atleast there is no access from the other side of the room - I think.
As any good burgular can tell you, alarms can be turned off.






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Thursday, January 17, 2008

VERTIGO!!!






AT THE YMcA THERE IS A BOARD FOR POSTING PITHY THOUGHTS FROM SOME GREAT SAGES, AND SOME NOT SO GREAT. A RECENT ONE SAID... "THINK THE BEST ABOUT EVERYONE".


SO, IN SPITE OF BEING SHOWN THE WORST BY SOME, I DECIDED TO THINK POSITIVE.

I PASSED BY A GUYS ROOM ON MY FLOOR - THE SECOND FLOOR - AND I SAW, IN ADDITION TO HIS BED, A ONE MATTRESS BUNK, ON THE FLOOR.

SO I SAID TO MY SELF... SELF, YOU CAN'T SUSPECT THAT BUNK IS FOR UNREGISTERED GUESTS THAT THIS RESIDENT SNEAKS IN. SO INSTEAD, I CAME UP WITH THIS.

HE GETS ATTACKS OF VERTIGO WHEN HE IS IN THE REGULAR BED. WHEN HE DOES, HE GETS IN THE BUNK ON THE FLOOR. MAKE SENSE? BEATS THINKING THE WORST, EH.





IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE SOME SWAMPLAND IN FLORIDA I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU.

A LITTLE ASIDE:
SINCE I'VE BEEN THERE I'VE NOTICED A SUBTLE HIEARCHY IN EFFECT, AS REGARDS PLACEMENT OF GUESTS AND RESIDENTS. STARTING WITH THE 2ND FLOOR AND GRADUATING TO THE 4TH.

SEEM IMPLAUSIBLE? YOU HADDA BE THERE.







IN KEEPING WITH THE APPRECIATION FOR THE SUBTLE HINT, HERE IN HAWAII -

Friday, December 28, 2007

AH HA - COULD IT BE ????

Florence Koanui

HARRIET H. KALAI, 81, of 'Anahola, Kaua'i, died Dec. 18, 2006. Linen valet for Ala Moana Hotel.
Survived by sister, Florence Koanui







Has anyone noticed the triangulated signal system at the YMCA, between the front desk area, the Ala Moana Hotel and whichever other (down Kona - Mauka on Atkinson, or Makai on Atkinson)

Friday, December 21, 2007

Security - The Unserveillance





At the "Y", there are cameras at the lobby and some hallways, but not at points of entry and the elevator. The points of entry rely on alarms. The person at the front desk, on the graveyard shift, will have to respond to it alone, leaving the lobby unattended.

The lobby camera shows a person going past the desk, going toward the residence area. But they could also be going to the male, female, and staff bathrooms; one of at least two offices; or the elevator. What we don't want to see can be telling, also.

Now there is access from the exercise room to the elevator, due to a wall being removed. This allows someone to completly bypass the lobby camera.






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Friday, December 14, 2007

AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMMIN


12/12/2007

POLICE REPORT - 07 - 493125

A KINKOS KIOSK CARD IN MY POCKET, IN A CARD HOLDER IS TAKEN.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Now You See It Now You Don't





1.POLICE REPORT NO: 07-486225

I NOTICE BANK STATEMENTS MISSING FROM WHRER I LEFT THEM IN THE SIDE NET OF MY BACKPACK. I LOOK FOR THEM 2 DAYS AND DON'T FIND THEM. I MAKE A POLICE REPORT AND TELL THE OFFICER I WILL LOOK AGAIN. WHEN I DO THE STATEMENTS ARE BACK WHERE I LEFT THEM. I CALL OFFICER NASHIMOTO TO CANCEL THE REPORT.








2.TINY TIM'S TANTRUM
I CALL THE FRONT DESK TO ASK THAT SOMEONE TALK TO A DISTRUBED PERSON NEXT DOOR AND TELL HIM NOT TO POP HIS HEAD INTO MY ROOM WHEN HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY. TIM SAYS TO CLOSE MY DOOR. I INQUIRE IS IT NECESSARY TO CLOSE THE DOOR IN ORDER NOT TO BE DISTURBED. TIM SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME, THAT I SHOULD " TALK TO THAXTON" "IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT ME, I'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU".

THE STRANGE THING IS IN NEVER MADE A COMPLAINT ABOUT TIM. BUT I RECOGNIZE THESE TACTICS FROM THE TITLE GUARANTY RAILROAD.

I INQUIRE WILL HE BE IN THE NEXT DAY, TIM SAYS YES.
THE NEXT DAY WHEN I GET BACK MR. LUKELA IS NOT THERE, SO I ASK LES PANG IF THRERE IS A NEW RULE THAT RESIDENTS HAVE TO CLOSE THRER DOORS, HE SAYS NO.