HONOLULU FLIPFLOPPERY

WAS THAT THE REAL CHRIS BROWN SEEN SIGNING UP TO PLAY BASKETBALL, LAST NIGHT?





First, I am told that the door leading from the excersize room, by the elevator, is locked after hours.

When I lean on the door after hours an alarm goes off. Mello Mel gets highly upset.

This is because the door remains unlocked - I'm told because of fire code - but still alarmed.

Atleast there is no access from the other side of the room - I think.
As any good burgular can tell you, alarms can be turned off.






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VERTIGO!!!

AT THE YMcA THERE IS A BOARD FOR POSTING PITHY THOUGHTS FROM SOME GREAT SAGES, AND SOME NOT SO GREAT. A RECENT ONE SAID... "THINK THE BEST ABOUT EVERYONE".


SO, IN SPITE OF BEING SHOWN THE WORST BY SOME, I DECIDED TO THINK POSITIVE.

I PASSED BY A GUYS ROOM ON MY FLOOR - THE SECOND FLOOR - AND I SAW, IN ADDITION TO HIS BED, A ONE MATTRESS BUNK, ON THE FLOOR.

SO I SAID TO MY SELF... SELF, YOU CAN'T SUSPECT THAT BUNK IS FOR UNREGISTERED GUESTS THAT THIS RESIDENT SNEAKS IN. SO INSTEAD, I CAME UP WITH THIS.

HE GETS ATTACKS OF VERTIGO WHEN HE IS IN THE REGULAR BED. WHEN HE DOES, HE GETS IN THE BUNK ON THE FLOOR. MAKE SENSE? BEATS THINKING THE WORST, EH.





IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, I HAVE SOME SWAMPLAND IN FLORIDA I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU.

A LITTLE ASIDE:
SINCE I'VE BEEN THERE I'VE NOTICED A SUBTLE HIEARCHY IN EFFECT, AS REGARDS PLACEMENT OF GUESTS AND RESIDENTS. STARTING WITH THE 2ND FLOOR AND GRADUATING TO THE 4TH.

SEEM IMPLAUSIBLE? YOU HADDA BE THERE.







IN KEEPING WITH THE APPRECIATION FOR THE SUBTLE HINT, HERE IN HAWAII -